people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
