idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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