Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do vagina's smell?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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