Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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