Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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