Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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