i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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