operation harelip BJ is a go
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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