The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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