I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
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Im on beer infinity
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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