she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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