Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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