Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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