Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
