So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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