Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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