All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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