I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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