WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Terrible idea I love it
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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