We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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