He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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