It's Friday. Sex?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im holly from the hills drunk
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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