I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
