Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
