he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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