You really coming over, don't trick.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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