OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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