He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
