I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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