their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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