She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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