OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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