road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
