I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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