No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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