went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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