You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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