My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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