I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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