No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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