Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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