so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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