Non-Jews are for practice
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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