Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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