We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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