sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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