New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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