Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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