I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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