Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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