i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Randomize
