If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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