In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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