The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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