Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm way too hungover for life right now
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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