What a fucking waste of an outfit
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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