More tranny stories later!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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