Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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