He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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