is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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