I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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