Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It was confusing and full of hummus
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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