If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I will be naked everywhere
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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